IKEA needs to have a hotel where you can actually stay in one of their model apartments
We are just entertaining ourselves until we die.
When the CDC tells people to throw out their lettuce everyone rushes to do it. But when the CDC tells people to vaccinate their kids it’s a giant conspiracy and we shouldn’t listen to them
Adam and Eve weren’t married.
Men are technically fruits since they have their seeds inside them
Your belly button is just your old mouth
Since atoms never touch each other, we technically don’t need hoverboards to hover on land.
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we are born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.
Random strangers might have inside jokes with their families about a time you did something embarrassing in public, and you’ll most likely never know.
Everyone asks where we go after we die, but no-one asks where we are before we are born.