rneerkat: im not smokin pot im smokin hot
trollney: maclonna: i can always think of a britney image that fits the mood i’m in
christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to. She came in the next day with her hair cut how she...
rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience
sacaswagea: i am literally on at least one electronic at all times this is not a joke
osamah: nothing screws up your friday like realizing it’s only wednesday
laughinggaschamber: Things that make me fall asleep really fast. when someone hums quietly. when my hair gets played with. when someone whispers a story to me. when someone traces my skin. chloroform.
drarna: im fine with gay people unless they make out in front of me. im fine with straight people unless they make out in front of me. stop making out in front of me it makes me feel self conscious.
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: two things i will never grasp in life what to write in birthday cards what to do when people are singing happy birthday to me
crystalised-dreams: Being the ugly best friend That’s my contribution to society
dampsandwich: get down off your high horse pal. and for god sakes stop letting your horse smoke weed
andersonismysnifferdog: guceubcuesu: great April Fools prank idea, replace all the sugar in your house with heroin
harrystylesnickgrimshaw: when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
taekoyasuhiro: friend ?????!? fr iend!! !!! im coming friend im here i love u
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed